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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Hallmark reject #6: the clothing line (male factor)

We're in Denver at the moment, but we thought we'd post this week's Hallmark reject in our absence.

Because we certainly wouldn't want to leave the guys out in the cold without infertility apparel!

So, at Alexicographer's request, here is the debut of the male-factor line.

Forget the health care profession - I think we may have found our true calling as snarky copy writers.



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29 comments:

  1. BrennaNovember 3, 2009 at 7:52 AM

    Hah! I love this one. Hmmmm, maybe a present for DH for the hollidays? (I jest--but these are such a hoot!)

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  2. SprogbloggerNovember 3, 2009 at 7:54 AM

    Ok, that one's freakin' hilarious. Truly - y'all are wasted in the healthcare field. And the world needs more snarky copywriters.

    And speaking of "snark" which looks like the word for a certain puppy's halloween costume... I can't wait to see pictures!

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  3. poppy.f.seedNovember 3, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    that is awesome! Now I need to see what DH thinks. :)

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  4. MarlaNovember 3, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    LOL! That's a good one!

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  5. PieNovember 3, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    You really may have missed your callings. Good luck in Denver!

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  6. BellaNovember 3, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Now that is one damn funny shirt! Good luck in Denver!!

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  7. Paula KellerNovember 3, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    HAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

    I don't think my husband would love it, but I think it's hilarious!

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  8. loribethNovember 3, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    I think you've found your true calling too. ; ) These are hilarious!!

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  9. EileenNovember 3, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    LMAO. Thanks for yet another laugh to get my day going!

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  10. EmilyNovember 3, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    LOL! Love it!!

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  11. irrationalexuberanceNovember 3, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    I think its a riot. The Boy -- eh, not so much. Good luck in Denver!

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  12. KNovember 3, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    LOVE!

    I sent a dear friend the Hallmark rejects last week, and when I was with her this weekend, she referenced the "Tell me AGAIN about the people who stopped trying and got pregnant with twins" one. :)

    Good luck in CO!

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  13. KateNovember 3, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    This one is really awesome! You just need an Etsy page, and you could start your own business for jaded IFers :)
    Hope Denver is a good experience.

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  14. kdactylNovember 3, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    Good luck in Denver. I hope some really positive things come out of your meeting.

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  15. BarefootNovember 3, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    Awesome! Good luck in Denver!!

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  16. musicmakermommaNovember 3, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    LOVE the shirts. I agree that you may have found a new calling. Perhaps you could fund your IVF endeavors?

    Good luck in Denver - can't wait to hear about your experiences!

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  17. UnknownNovember 3, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    I think I need a men's Tee that comments on misshapen sperm. Something like "I have lots of sperm! Too bad they either have two heads or three tails."

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  18. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    This is HILARIOUS. Awesome stuff. Well done!!!!

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  19. AlexicographerNovember 3, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    This is a thing of beauty! Thanks for running with the suggestion!

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  20. MintaNovember 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    Brilliant! Seriously, brilliant!

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  21. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    Love it!! My husband - who's dealing with MFI - just laughed hysterically and has offered to be your male model! ;)

    Hilarious!

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  22. AnonymousNovember 3, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    I've been following your blog and I love these Hallmark rejects. My DH has MFI...this shirt is perfect! haha You gotta find the humor in such a crappy situation!

    -Amanda

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  23. DoraNovember 3, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    Love it! I agree with Kate, an Etsy shop for the shirts and cards would be awesome!

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  24. MichelleNovember 3, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    LOL I hope things are going great in Denver!

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  25. DeniseNovember 3, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    Love it!

    Welcome to Denver, we've got some lovely weather for you this week (certainly better than last week). Say "hello" to the Palace for me. I hope they are able to do something for you guys.

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  26. PhoebeNovember 3, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    They just keep getting better. I think this is your best so far.

    How about one for those who's adoption fell through?

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  27. nonlineargirlNovember 3, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    I just went back to see all the rejects, which are excellent!

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  28. 'Murgdan'November 4, 2009 at 5:32 AM

    LOVE it! But I'm thinking my husband wouldn't be a fan if I got him one for Christmas. Still. Love it. :-)

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  29. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    Love it! So glad you are in Denver - I hope it is going well.

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