An interlude of comic relief, brought to you by Hallmark Rejects: the clothing line

Springtime has meant the shedding of coats around New York City, and specific to me, around the hospital where I work.

And it appears that while *I* have been scarfing down cheeseburgers, a large percentage of the rest of the female population has been...successfully conceiving. You can hide a lot of belly under a winter coat, I tell you.

So, for those of you in the same boat as me, I present the following t-shirt. Everyone else in the elevator except you pregnant? Sense people looking surreptitously at your stomach to see whether maybe you too are in the club?

Well, now you can just unzip your jacket and answer.

All without having to say a word.